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  • me: *aw's*
  • mum: *sigh* what?
  • me: benedict cumberbatch's biggest disappointment was not being a father by the age of 32. aw bby.
  • mum: why don't you volunteer your ovaries?
  • me: i would gladly volunteer my ovaries to mother a child fathered by benedict cumberbatch.
  • mum: i was being sarcastic.
  • me: i wasn't.

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